As Easter and Jerk chickens continue to show signs of becoming normal chickens at here at the IBC(Institute of Better Chickens), as new and exciting technologies are being employed every day.
"Here in South Florida we lack good worms. And we all should be aware of the need for good worms for the emotional health of our chickens. Our cutting edge research has determined that each chickens need at least four worms a day to be Happy Chickens" stated the head of the IBC.
Head Chicken Behavioralist, Loosh, has designed a groundbreaking new therapy for his flock. On Wednesday he rolled out the "Prostetic Worm". By creating nutritious and delicious "worms" he is able to keep his flock balanced and in a zen like egg laying state.
The "Prostetic Worm" will be made available to the public after the more testing has been done to ensure it's safety in the marketplace.
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