SYNCRONIZED BOVINE SWIMMING AND OTHER OBSERVATIONS

Today I saw cows swimming together in harmony for the first time. Thirty two long years have passed. I am from the cooler climate of New England where cows are content to stand in fields. I have never seen a cow at the ocean or at the lake taking a dip. Maybe the slow southern mentality has made for some really laidback cows that actually enjoy the finer things in life. They don't need to eat feverishly all summer to make it thru the toils of winter. Instead they relax in the pool and get thier "milk on" in a much more relaxed manner. No city cows here. Could they be having "Teet Hydrotherapy". After long hours of milking, they soak thier milkbags in the refreshing waters of a roadside pasture spa. Did I catch them doing something forbidden..... they all are looking at me in a concerned manner. After alot of speculation I have no real answers.

A small note to all Facebook Farmers: Are your farms Organic? Do you practice Fair Trade? Do you respect the rights of your cheap farm labor? We are watching you. Seriously.

A special note to drunken beaners on bikes at night in the middle of 50 mph traffic...... No Bueno Mu Chacho...... No Bueno. The only things that saved you from being refried was a good set of antilock brakes, Hayleys squeal of fear, and my stellar beaner missing skills.

PROSTETIC WORMS

As Easter and Jerk chickens continue to show signs of becoming normal chickens at here at the IBC(Institute of Better Chickens), as new and exciting technologies are being employed every day.

"Here in South Florida we lack good worms. And we all should be aware of the need for good worms for the emotional health of our chickens. Our cutting edge research has determined that each chickens need at least four worms a day to be Happy Chickens" stated the head of the IBC.

Head Chicken Behavioralist, Loosh, has designed a groundbreaking new therapy for his flock. On Wednesday he rolled out the "Prostetic Worm". By creating nutritious and delicious "worms" he is able to keep his flock balanced and in a zen like egg laying state.

The "Prostetic Worm" will be made available to the public after the more testing has been done to ensure it's safety in the marketplace.

Monster pumpkins unleashed

Four weeks after planting the "Prizewinner" pumpkin seeds, we are off to a good start. We are hoping for a hundred pounder. We want to make the biggest batch of soup ever. I wonder if the seeds grow large and wonderful? Thats all I got today.