Potato Crops DOWN!

This is the newest yield of "trash can potatoes". "Potato yield is 50% of what it was..... we might have to give up the farm" stated a teary eyed Loosh at the TCPGA annual meeting Wednesday. For those of you who are unaware, the TCPGA (Trash can potato growers association) is an organization that promotes and supports the continuing efforts of trash can agriculture. The organization is always seeking new members. Currently the association is 1 member strong.

After the meeting, Loosh had renewed hope for the future of his trash can farm. "This season we will be planting purple fingerling potatoes. This will allow me to feel better. I mean who doesn't love a purple potato! In fact ask Obama.... I hear he has some in the White House garden. We will overcome this tragedy..... we will turn this around." A single hand clap from the associations only member could be heard in the open air meeting.